You need to know something about me. I love the Pittsburgh Steelers. Probably more than a lot of people. I love the team and its history and the legacy and atmosphere at games and the way fans travel to away games. I could write a book on how much I love this team. But you also need to know something else about me. I hate Pittsburgh Steelers fans. A lot of people do. If you are a Steelers fan, then this is something that you already know. People hate us. A lot. Do you want to know why? Well, again, I could write an entire book about that subject as well. You can tell yourself “oh they hate us because they’re jealous we’re so good.” No. They hate us because we’re obnoxious and ignorant. Here is why I hate Steelers fans:
Broncos fan: Dude, you guys totally got Tebowed last night.
Steelers fan: Whatever dude we have 6 Super Bowls.
What? WHAT?! HOW is that a legitimate comeback? It’s not. It’s just not. But I cannot tell you how many times I have seen Steelers fans use this in a conversation with other teams’ fans. It needs to stop. I’m sorry, but your team isn’t the best because you have won more Super Bowls than any other team. Saying that the Steelers are the best team is like saying that just because Franklin Delano Roosevelt was the best president just because he served the longest. (FDR really was the best president but that’s a story for a different day…). First of all, 4 of those 6 Super Bowls were won 30+ years ago. Most of you (me included) were not even BORN yet. The guys that won those Super Bowls? Yea, they don’t play anymore. Second of all, just because we won 6 Super Bowls since 1974 does not make us the best team NOW. We got Tebowed this year. The Ravens beat us twice. We barely beat Curtis Painter. Saying that the Steelers have won 6 Super Bowls does not negate any of these facts. And using it as an excuse just does not work.
Want to job a Ravens fan? Talk about Billy Cundiff’s missed field goal (because I’m sorry but that will never NOT be funny). Want to job a Browns fan? I’m not even going to give you an example of how to do that because if you cannot find anything on your own then you clearly know nothing about football. Want to job an Eagles fan? Then, well, use the “we have 6” argument because it’s sad and funny that they still don’t have any. You have my permission. But if you want to make the rest of the league stop hating you so much, maybe use actual football arguments when you are having football arguments. Do your research. Pull out some statistics. Don’t be a douchebag. Make them hate because we are good, not because we are annoying.
So, for the love of God, please STOP with the “we have 6” defense in every. Single. Argument. Yes, sometimes it can apply and be valid, but usually it makes you look ignorant and stupid and makes everyone hate you. Don’t be a dumb yinzer, be a classy yinzer.